Q: Which university does a hippopotamus go to?
A: Hippocampus
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What did Abacus say to the students?
A: You can count on me!
Q: What gas never cries?
A: Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas)
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware issue.
-Team ScienceNow
